GTFO Weekend — Part Two Hates Fags

“Want to go out tonight, or are you over it?” asks Paul textily.

In my underpants, getting ready for a sulky night in, I reply with an abrupt “no”. As an afterthought I add “I’m going to have a quiet night in, to see if I can recoup the money for my parking fine by not going out.”

Paul won’t have any of this, and comes back with a few reasons (none of them very good) as to why we should hit the town anyway. Not needing all that much encouragement, I shrug some clothes on and the night begins.

We catch a train to the Valley from my place after having a few pre-drinks. Not much happens on the train, although in hindsight that was probably because pre-drinks had taken away a fair amount of cognitive ability. Some dude is drinking cans of Jack Daniels on the train, and I mention to Paul that we have to get hoodies and do that too, if only to look rebellious and cool.

Once we get off the train we head straight to The Wickham where there’s a huge line — four people is huge for the Wickham — and there’s a cover charge. Paul groans and says matter of factly that if the Wick’s charging, everywhere else will be. I take his word for it and we hand over some arbitrary amount of cash. Seven dollars or so, which is arbitrary enough.

When we get inside the place is packed with every flavour of person. The DJ is spinning an awful lot of ’80s and early ’90s hits, and the screens are advertising that it’s Madonna’s 50th birthday. Suddenly $7.00 doesn’t feel quite so lame.

The night’s enjoyable enough, but pretty average. About half way through I drag Paul to the bar for Absinthe shots to see if we can’t make it a little bit more interesting. I have two, he has one, the world suddenly becomes that little bit less cold.

Late into the morning some dude (“The Trash”) comes up and attaches himself to me like leprosy. We make out for a bit, and then I decide that I don’t want to take this boy home with me. I feign disinterestedness for a bit, and after that doesn’t work I take the boy home with me.

It’s five o’clock and there’s this guy in my house, I really don’t want to be in this situation. I put him in a bed, make him go to sleep, and sit around wondering how I got to this point. Paul comes home shortly after, and we have an emergency discussion in the half renovated kitchen — he doesn’t stop laughing even though I sternly tell him to shut up at least three times, and he goes to bed somewhat unhelpfully.

I do the most sensible thing I can think of, which is setting my alarm for eight under the pretence of needing to go to work. This works well enough, and I have a massive episode of déjà vu when the alarm starts chiming.

It’s cold, It’s awkward, and it’s eight o’clock. I tell the boy to put on some pants and go away, then he steals my wallet. I’m too busy not noticing to notice, and close the door behind him with a good riddance kind of sigh.

Later that day when I can’t find my cash, the pieces start to fit together, and I rage under the guise of serene calm for about ten minutes before calling up to cancel my cards. All I really want to do is cry. I try to calculate how much money I must have had sitting out like that, and the result is disappointingly high — at least ? times more than I made in the last week, is for sure.

WIth not much else to do, Paul shouts me lunch and we get back to our Dr. Who marathon. Season two, episode eight; The doctor’s lost his TARDIS, and something’s posessing the inhabitants of the Sanctuary base and turning them evil. An impossible situation, indeed.

  1. Posted August 21, 2008
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GTFO Weekend — Part One & Peer Pressure

An explosion rocks the living room, as Dr. Who frantically tries to rescue the Ood from certain destruction on the doomed planet. The gravity field is collapsing, and the hapless rocket ship is drawn closer and closer to the black hole.

My parents walk in and start making noise, right at the exciting part of the sci-fi marathon that Paul and I have been enjoying for the last day and a half. “Hullo!” Mum cries, and sets the lips ablather at a hundred light years per second. I miss the crucial part of the action, and Paul reaches for the remote to pause it.

It’s been a pretty shitty weekend in all. Though it’s nice to be sitting down and relaxing, the memory of the few days before comes back with a wave of frustration and disdain at least once an hour. Paul’s probably sick of me groaning spontaneously and smacking my head, but it’s just one of those things that happens in life, and I’m the one that’s driving him home so he has to be nice to me.

It all starts on the Friday. Jess and Rach invite me out to dinner. Climbing the walls as I am, I agree promptly, and within ten minutes I’m driving down a traffic choked St Vincents Road, trying to get onto the street that takes me to Jess’ house. Peak hour airport traffic has a different plan, and it’s nearly a quarter of an hour before I’ve even managed to get off my street.

Jess and Rach are less than impressed with my tardiness, but I really don’t care by the time I throw myself through the front door. I dislike driving on the best of days, and I get particularly peeved when it turns out catching the train would have been quicker. Jess, Rach and I go for a romantic Thai dinner, and it’s the first time in ages we’ve all caught up.

The night ends quickly, and we rocket back to Jess’ place where we all intend to head our separate ways.

Jess is going to some metal gig or something, Rach is going to a pub to watch her workmates’ band, and I’m heading home to gorge myself with Doritos and Mountain Dew; playing OpenTTD until I collapse on my keyboard in an insulin coma at four o’clock in the morning. Rach doesn’t think that sounds fun, and tells me with force that I should come with her.

With a bit of indecision, a bit of a tantrum, and finally a mildly ambivalent agreeance, I leave with Rach for the Clarence Corner Hotel where I buy a $3.50 can of Pepsi and sit around playing with her iPhone for most of the night.

The band finally gets on stage, and plays a few songs. They’re really quite good. I’d certainly buy their CD on an impulse if it were less than fifteen dollars, and I’d probably play them on repeat for about a week before never listening to them again. Rach gets sick of it and drags me out of there before I can contemplate this further.

I’m a little unimpressed, and not intent to leave a Friday night out without drinking, I drive us back to Rach’s where I spend about ten minutes trying to parallel reverse park. The space between these two cars looks enormous, but that’s when you’re not trying to fit one of the smallest cars on the road inside of it. I eventually hit what Rach and I deem “close enough” and we head out into the valley for what turns out to be one of our least successful nights of boy watching yet.

We crash at Rach’s abode until ten in the morning, at which point I traipse downstairs to a street completely devoid of cars. Except for mine. A Brisbane City Council vehicle is driving off having just excreted a parking ticket, and I limp over with sense of dread to find I now owe $60.00 for effectively two hours parking.

My little double take turns into a sort of seething anger — always a good thing to take to the road — as I realise the incongruous “no standing” sign applies on Saturdays.

Today’s a Saturday.

I freak out for a bit before recklessly speeding off, without much going on in the pleasure or logic centres of my brain. I end up driving to the Chermside library where the council has a money collecting depot, but while the parking inspectors work on Saturdays, the money collectors don’t. My little rage against the machine deepens, and I climb angrily in my car for a second time, accelerating off aggressively, and doing the speed limit in some childish but legal kind of act of defiance.

I’m annoyed for about an hour before dosing myself with caffeine. Shortly afterwards, Paul calls.

  1. Posted August 19, 2008
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Jesus That Looks Terrible On You

This one’s a little old now, but I guess it’s a measure of an album’s success when I find myself whistling the first track all morning.

Brooklyn artist “A Big Yes and a Small No” released their debut record “Jesus That Looks Terrible On You” in the early half of 2008 to very little fanfare. Rightly so, It was highly experimental and rather lackluster lyrically. It was passe before it even hit store shelves.

It was disclaimed as being “avant garde” and a few people jumped on the bandwagon and ran with it, but when all said and done, it was poor. The lyrics while meaning well, and even clever in some songs just drip with ill-deserved condescension in others, and jar on rudimentary; elementary-school segue.

That’s not to say the album is all bad. While the title track might make you cringe with such a disastrous chorus line, tracks like I’m Always Manic and This Doesn’t Feel Like Goodbye pull off the quirky, indie attitude with panache, charm and veritable use of horns.

Overall, I do quite like the album. The music is brilliant; cute, catchy and memorable. It’s just the  discordant lyrics are sometimes a little too much for the mainstream palate. The album is definitely worth a listen if you’re looking for some cute indie pop to sink your teeth into, but don’t expect too much more than a quick blast of vibraphone, piano and bass.

  1. Posted July 20, 2008
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Morning Blues

It’s interesting being out and about in the morning. Especially when you’ve already been up for hours numerous.

I woke up with a stubborn bout of insomnia at about half past three this morning, having retired early the previous night. Unable to get back to sleep I got up, made myself a few breakfasts and started my day early.

Part of this day involved planning to go to my parents’ place to pick up a jar of cream cheese, and synchronise my laptop with my server. (Side note: I’ve been house-sitting not even two weeks, and it’s no longer “home” but my “parents’ place”.)

After five or so hours of generally pottering around the house, I headed out to the train station. I’m lucky in this place in that it’s less than a five minute walk. It’s not directly across the road like thse station is from my home address, but it’s maybe 100 metres down from it.

The thing I find is that it’s always fun to integrate myself into society at odd hours. This was one such occasion. Everyone was waking up and ready to greet the day, whereas I’d already been our and about for quite some time. It’s unusual to watch everyone going about their day, yawning and rubbing their newspapers together.

The down side of integrating myself into society at unusual hours is that I get caught on a train full of high school students on the way to class. With the advent of MP3 capable mobile phones, train travel with adolesensts has become loads of hideous disaster for all. Listening to passe hits from the ’90s that kids these days think are still cool is excruciatingly painful, doubly so when there’s two phones going at once.

I don’t mind it at all, but it’s just hard to not feel embarrased for these kids who don’t seem to know what good music is. But I digress.

The rest of the day was wonderful. I had a nap in the afternoon, then went to see Mongol with Paul and Andrew. It’s a film thoroughly deserving of a review, but I’m thoroughly not in the mood to give it one.

The nap threw out my only-just-normalised sleeping pattern, and led me down a trail of destruction. But that’s another story.

  1. Posted July 18, 2008
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Music Night

Friday night I put out a call to arms via The Internet as I do from time to time. “Help me spend my Friday night doing something Interesting,” I said.

Brendan being the only spontaneous enough person in my extended friend circle to respond, opted in for my plan, and rocked up at my place a bit after dark. He’d brought a few bottles of wine and an interestingly corked bottle of finely brewed beer. I instead poured myself a bourbon and low-joule lemonade — my new favourite drink after the recommendation of Nath.

The plan for the evening was very simple: to have a few drinks and listen to some music. It’s a surprisingly good way to spend a night and though absolutely nothing special, it’s one of those things you just never get to do.

He introduced me to a few bands I already knew about but hadn’t ever bothered with, as well as a few quirky, and completely out there musicians. I’m going to have to check out the Polyphonic Spree as well as PJ Harvey, and I’ve decided to give the new Cut Copy album a chance, having previously shelved it after seeing it advertised on Rove.

He eventually gave up on trying to get an overly positive response from me toward Nick Cave. He’s one of those dudes that I just can’t enjoy very much, to the disdain of both myself and those who have tried to introduce me to him. I don’t like his lyrical, or vocal styles very much at all, and his music just unsettles me. That’s a bit of a cop-out, but I guess we all have our preferences.

For a guy I’ve only met once before, we got along pretty well and talked long into the next day. The sun had risen well before I stuck him in the spare room and crashed under my rent-a electric blanket.

Body clock in Moscow, we woke up in the afternoon some time and made a breakfast of muesli and ham sandwiches. Brendan stuck around for a while and we continued the last night’s musical discourse, but we both had things to do which cut it just short of becoming a twenty-four hour thing.

It was good though, and I’d love to organise future music and beer nights with open-minded peeps who are into more than one genre of music.

  1. Posted July 14, 2008
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