Off Topic Archives

They say that knowledge is power, but that’s only if it’s not common knowledge. Common knowledge can’t be held against someone, thus I introduce to you the Off Topic with Ashley archives. Find your favourite moment in Ashley history, or read through some of these vastly intelligent thoughts.

You can browse by year, or by category, whichever seems more logical.

Archives For 2010
- Too Much Internets (10th Mar)
- Bad Apple (4th Mar)
- Weekends Aren't Working (28th Feb)
- Experimenting with a new VPS (23rd Feb)
- First Real Week at Work (18th Feb)
- Ashley is a Wobbly Dill (15th Feb)
- The Weekend As It Were (14th Feb)
- Cycling Kingsford Smith Drive Is A Bitch (9th Feb)
- They Are Becoming Confident (8th Feb)
- Rise of the Undead (5th Feb)
- Bay Leaves To Be Desired (2nd Feb)
- And May He Rejoin Society At Some Undefined Point (31st Jan)
- Cities XL Goes Dark (28th Jan)
- Ashley's Australia Day 2010 (27th Jan)
- N00s for Newbs (25th Jan)
- Itchy Feet (24th Jan)
- Wetland Of The Killer Mosquitos (21st Jan)
- Awoke by a Little Friend (18th Jan)
- The weekend happened, that's what. (17th Jan)
- Plans for the Weekend (16th Jan)
- Hottest 100 for 2009 (12th Jan)
- Funkdisco Gossipexplosion (11th Jan)
- Sleep Experiment (11th Jan)
- Words Can Not Express How Irrelevant This Title Is To This Post (6th Jan)
- Feel the Burn (4th Jan)
- Bribie Island Cycling (2nd Jan)
- Happy New Year (1st Jan)
Archives For 2009
- CBF (27th Dec)
- I Got No Thoughts Keeping Me Down (17th Dec)
- Trying to do Christmas Shopping with One Hand Tied Behind Your Wallet. (17th Dec)
- Caution: Vagina (17th Dec)
- Words that don't appear much in google. (14th Dec)
- Jess' Engagement (13th Dec)
- Today is Friday December 11, 2009 (11th Dec)
- Catching Up for Early December '09 (7th Dec)
- Vacuum Clean (2nd Dec)
- Forward Planning Finking (2nd Dec)
- The Lake Is In The Sky (30th Nov)
- Samsonvale Prep (29th Nov)
- Cool as Zapp Brannigan (27th Nov)
- Macleay Island (23rd Nov)
- New Site (20th Nov)
- Cycle Log November 18 (18th Nov)
- I Wanna Voip You (18th Nov)
- Dear Diary (17th Nov)
- Went bike riding with Jeremy on Saturday. (16th Nov)
- Weekend Fail at line 0: Error in Soiree (13th Nov)
- Anticipated Weekend of Friday November 13th (13th Nov)
- The Travellers Return (For Now) (10th Nov)
- Dan's 21st (8th Nov)
- Kieran's 21st (7th Nov)
- Scheduled 7th November Conniption (7th Nov)
- Some Dream Fragments (5th Nov)
- Something Cliched (3rd Nov)
- Database Lost (29th Oct)
- A Complex and Wholly Uninteresting Morning (28th Oct)
- Goodnight Sweet Inspiron (27th Oct)
- Giant Spiders (25th Oct)
- Against the Graine (23rd Oct)
- More of a Khaki Green (23rd Oct)
- Blandley Village Shopping Centre (22nd Oct)
- Friday's Where it's At (19th Oct)
- I Survived a Brisbanese Train Ride (16th Oct)
- Plethora of Other Things to Do (16th Oct)
- Option Two: Fix My Site (16th Oct)
- Option One: Ride a Bike (12th Oct)
- Simcity 6 (7th Oct)
- Everybody's Doin' the Flickr (5th Oct)
- The Lost Tweets (3rd Oct)
- Stationary Stationery Statute (2nd Oct)
- Katmandu (30th Sep)
- Nutritious Noodles (26th Sep)
- Satan is my Motor (24th Sep)
- Moreton Bay Cycleway — Redcliffe (22nd Sep)
- Cycle to Redcliffe (21st Sep)
- Northgate Railway Station (19th Sep)
- Does Anyone Here Know the Emotional Heimlich? (17th Sep)
- WTB Balcony (15th Sep)
- Self Portrait (13th Sep)
- Solitude (12th Sep)
- Be-Beaked Skydemons (11th Sep)
- Talk is Cheap -- Doubly So, on IRC (7th Sep)
- No Expectations, No Regrets (7th Sep)
- A Regrettable Friday September 4 (4th Sep)
- I just need to rant a little bit. (2nd Sep)
- Way to Monday (31st Aug)
- The Name's James (28th Aug)
- Song Meme (24th Aug)
- My Desk II (23rd Aug)
- A Fair Clip (19th Aug)
- Arse (14th Aug)
- Trip Home (13th Aug)
- Visiting Yeppoon et al (12th Aug)
- Cycling Gracemere (11th Aug)
- Rockhampton Day One (10th Aug)
- Low-Fi Drive-By (10th Aug)
- Friday August 7 (7th Aug)
- Kick in the Pants (5th Aug)
- Head (3rd Aug)
- Fatty Fat Fat (2nd Aug)
- Far North Adventure (29th Jul)
- Runch; It's Rach, at lunch! (27th Jul)
- Carseldine (27th Jul)
- Saturday Night Party (26th Jul)
- Desk Shui (21st Jul)
- Yeah, I Totally Visited Your Home Town And Didn't Call To Arrange Lunch (20th Jul)
- Cycling Narangba (19th Jul)
- Chronology in a Way; (17th Jul)
- Isomate Strilo Caffeitite (16th Jul)
- Quick Cycle Overview (15th Jul)
- Something to strive for... (13th Jul)
- Cycling Taigum (12th Jul)
- Drunk Solo (10th Jul)
- Cycling around Boondall (10th Jul)
- Bad Thinkings (9th Jul)
- Thursday July 9, 2009 (9th Jul)
- State of the Body Image 2009 (6th Jul)
- There Aint No Party Like A Morayfield Party (6th Jul)
- #btub (4th Jul)
- Things I'd like to do today. (3rd Jul)
- Didn't go out trekkin' today (2nd Jul)
- I keep tweeting things I shouldn't (30th Jun)
- Boondall once more (30th Jun)
- Urban Terrorism (29th Jun)
- Boondall's Wet Land (28th Jun)
- Boondall Hike Again (27th Jun)
- Boondall Hike (26th Jun)
- But... (25th Jun)
- A Follow Up To That (24th Jun)
- I'm Tired (23rd Jun)
- Things I'm Quite Enjoying Right Now (18th Jun)
- Professional Cleaners Can Clear Off (16th Jun)
- Madcap Packing, Captain! (13th Jun)
- Hottest 100 of all Time (11th Jun)
- Shirts & Shit (11th Jun)
- Brighter & Whiter; Renovations. (8th Jun)
- Tenant (5th Jun)
- Things are Average & Average Things (4th Jun)
- Good Sunday Morning (31st May)
- Reboot (27th May)
- Pal Pal Jo (26th May)
- For when life gives you a cold, dreary, miserable winter. (24th May)
- Badly Trained Bus Driver (19th May)
- Matt and Alaric & Lunch and Whatnot (15th May)
- Piker & Wheels (12th May)
- Body Chemistry & Jitter Correction (10th May)
- (another) Jess’ 18th (9th May)
- Pants & Productivity (6th May)
- 'Bull (4th May)
- Home Sweet Place I Store My Things (2nd May)
- A New Tide (27th Apr)
- Rad Computr Man (27th Apr)
- To Grandma's House (24th Apr)
- The Reality Dysfunction (22nd Apr)
- Kedron Brook Wetlands Bikeway (18th Apr)
- Hot Bread (17th Apr)
- Zombies! (16th Apr)
- Pills. Want. (15th Apr)
- Calamity (8th Apr)
- Lost (8th Apr)
- Dear Update (7th Apr)
- So Wet (4th Apr)
- Bits & Things, (In No Particular Order) (31st Mar)
- Save the Dolphins (29th Mar)
- Levelup Kapow! (25th Mar)
- Aspirations for a Tuesday March 24 (24th Mar)
- Queensland Election Overview (23rd Mar)
- Queensland Election 2009: Independents (18th Mar)
- Queensland Election 2009: The Greens (17th Mar)
- Queensland Election 2009: The ALP (16th Mar)
- Queensland Election 2009: The LNP (15th Mar)
- Lovin' Weekends (13th Mar)
- Things (not all reasonable) I want in a phone (7th Mar)
- Open Street Map (6th Mar)
- The Quest for Normal (4th Mar)
- Daylight Savings for South East Queensland (3rd Mar)
- Another House Sit? (1st Mar)
- Happy Birthday (25th Feb)
- An Array of Beaches (21st Feb)
- Do the Sleepwalk (18th Feb)
- Honey Be Here (17th Feb)
- 2008; A Review in Song (13th Feb)
- Every City (11th Feb)
- Exercism (5th Feb)
- Aspirations for a Monday (2nd Feb)
- Paul Pisses Off (2nd Feb)
- The Usability: Serial Numbers (31st Jan)
- The Internet is a series of Fridges (30th Jan)
- Life Matters' Mandatory Internet Filter Transcript (29th Jan)
- Phone Flat (24th Jan)
- Freedom Keychain GPS 2000 Review (24th Jan)
- Transit Tussle and Another Awful Alliteration (22nd Jan)
- Beach Blind (22nd Jan)
- Past History (20th Jan)
- Can't Sleep, Brain Numb (17th Jan)
- Buying Things (16th Jan)
- A New Obsession (16th Jan)
- Breakdown! (13th Jan)
- Keychain GPS 2000 (12th Jan)
- I Need a Bus (10th Jan)
- Resolutions? I think not. (7th Jan)
- New Years Eve (4th Jan)
- No Title (2nd Jan)
- Holy Smokes! That's Cheap! (1st Jan)
Archives For 2008
- Don't Delete (or Do) (31st Dec)
- Tweening (30th Dec)
- Christmas Tale (30th Dec)
- Recoverie Night de Chachi (27th Dec)
- A Night Forgotten (27th Dec)
- Huangs @ West End (23rd Dec)
- Nicory (19th Dec)
- Mutilator of Memes (17th Dec)
- Belle & Sebastian Epidemic (17th Dec)
- Bernadette McMenamin (16th Dec)
- Net Censorship day of Action (14th Dec)
- Disjointed, Rushed Out Update. (12th Dec)
- Web0 (11th Dec)
- Let's Unpack! (8th Dec)
- Social Me (7th Dec)
- Cable Hell (5th Dec)
- The Game of Life & Some Things to Do (4th Dec)
- Ashley Can't Jog (3rd Dec)
- Saturday Night with the Family (30th Nov)
- Greet the day with a seratonin smile (28th Nov)
- Grumble Moan (28th Nov)
- If I Were a Sim (22nd Nov)
- Good Day & Lightning Struck (20th Nov)
- You Are Feeling Very Sleepy (19th Nov)
- House Sit (15th Nov)
- Expletive Effing Expletive (13th Nov)
- Summer, It's Here (12th Nov)
- Pushing Friday (8th Nov)
- Typewriter Lust (5th Nov)
- Believing in Nothing (4th Nov)
- Connecting Naked ADSL (23rd Oct)
- Freewheeling Impulsive (21st Oct)
- Obsessive Compulsive (20th Oct)
- Farewell Scott (12th Oct)
- Sat'dy Arvo (12th Oct)
- New Hoose (11th Oct)
- WAG54GP2 2 (8th Oct)
- WAG54GP2 (8th Oct)
- Several Days Grace (7th Oct)
- Australia's Clean Feed: Broken (2nd Oct)
- Taxing Trip (2nd Oct)
- Late September Round-Up (29th Sep)
- Anticipation of next Week (26th Sep)
- Fail Whale (24th Sep)
- I've done it Now (24th Sep)
- Spore no More (19th Sep)
- Reality Dysfunction (15th Sep)
- Goodbye, The Trash (14th Sep)
- Adelaide: The Last Day (13th Sep)
- Adelaide: Elephantitis (13th Sep)
- Feelings? (12th Sep)
- Adelaide Day 3: Nick's Birthday Party (9th Sep)
- Adelaide & The Snub (8th Sep)
- Adelaide Day Two: Transit Trek (8th Sep)
- Adelaide Day One: Feet First (7th Sep)
- Adelaide 08: The Trip There (6th Sep)
- Domestic Disturbance (2nd Sep)
- Travel Prep: You'd think I was going overseas (2nd Sep)
- Random Jess' House Party (30th Aug)
- Wrong side of the dirty foam mattress (27th Aug)
- Pizza Night (25th Aug)
- Cycling Brisbane (24th Aug)
- GTFO Weekend — Part Two Hates Fags (22nd Aug)
- GTFO Weekend — Part One & Peer Pressure (20th Aug)
- Renovation Update (14th Aug)
- Saturday, Sunday, Monday (13th Aug)
- Renovations (9th Aug)
- Rad Mush (6th Aug)
- Australia's “Clean Feed” (31st Jul)
- Late July Roundup (30th Jul)
- Breaking News: Fire in Albion (26th Jul)
- State of the Body Image '08 (26th Jul)
- Mobile Broadband (25th Jul)
- Cryptomania (22nd Jul)
- Jesus That Looks Terrible On You (20th Jul)
- Drunk for a Week Straight (19th Jul)
- Morning Blues (18th Jul)
- Cutting Ahead (18th Jul)
- Music Night (14th Jul)
- Pancake Manor -- Brisbane (13th Jul)
- Hot Hot Heat (10th Jul)
- Monday, July 7th (7th Jul)
- World Youth Day (7th Jul)
- Workout Log (7th Jul)
- Ramble: Hittin' The Valley (6th Jul)
- Camping Monday -- Pack Up (3rd Jul)
- Sanga Sushi Bar -- Albion (2nd Jul)
- Butter, Bocce, Biters (1st Jul)
- Epic Camp Adventure (1st Jul)
- Dot Points (1st Jul)
- Fixin' the Computer Machine, ma! (26th Jun)
- So Old, Today & Tokyo Police Club (24th Jun)
- Key Key (23rd Jun)
- House Squat (20th Jun)
- Workout Log -- First in a while (20th Jun)
- Some Workout Stuff (20th Jun)
- In this universe... (17th Jun)
- Out at the Pictures (16th Jun)
- Bleeargkh! -- A Tale of Illness (11th Jun)
- Friday with Brooke (9th Jun)
- Saturday, June 7th (8th Jun)
- Brain of Thought; Train Fart (6th Jun)
- Broken Brain Receptor (4th Jun)
- Night out with Rach (1st Jun)
- Live Twitter (30th May)
- Multi-Player (29th May)
- Aftermathcomescience (28th May)
- A Week In A Few Paragraphs (24th May)
- Dream Fragments & Musing (17th May)
- Dreamcast (16th May)
- I ? The Dandy Warhols (9th May)
- Life of a Web Monkey (4th May)
- Stressout (3rd May)
- Short Cut (2nd May)
- Whimsical Notions (1st May)
- Florrie Street -- Welcome Home Rach (30th Apr)
- 5 Easy Tips for Waking Up Early (29th Apr)
- Lighting (29th Apr)
- Web Development Blatherings (24th Apr)
- Happy Birthday Jayde (20th Apr)
- Weekly Weed Kill (18th Apr)
- Don't Dance Rattlesnake (15th Apr)
- Seriously Epic Sunday Saga (14th Apr)
- Stargate: The Ark Of Truth Review (11th Apr)
- Photocopia (10th Apr)
- Disconnected Prose (9th Apr)
- Twithdrawals (6th Apr)
- Cardboard Boxes & Shopping Bags (6th Apr)
- Hairy Situation (3rd Apr)
- (the best of) Last Month in Twitter (2nd Apr)
- Love and Spunk (31st Mar)
- Onerous Drinking Trek; Dragons & Snakes (30th Mar)
- Tread Softly (28th Mar)
- Wanna CD Wallet (26th Mar)
- Tuesday 25/03/2008 (25th Mar)
- Fonts du Jour (24th Mar)
- Chocolate Weekend (23rd Mar)
- Web Tracking (18th Mar)
- Stolen Notebook (16th Mar)
- Multimedia Machinations (14th Mar)
- Boyboyboy (10th Mar)
- Big Gay Day (10th Mar)
- Downgrade from Ash 2.0 (9th Mar)
- Dead (7th Mar)
- D8 (6th Mar)
- Mobile Office (1st Mar)
- Generals with Andrew (29th Feb)
- Nokia 6120 Review (28th Feb)
- IAMX -- The Alternative (26th Feb)
- Nick Off (25th Feb)
- After Every Party I Die (23rd Feb)
- Sleepwalker (22nd Feb)
- Gym Bunny (22nd Feb)
- Alternative Means of Transport (21st Feb)
- Someone Returned my Nickers (14th Feb)
- Era New (11th Feb)
- ZzzzZzZzz (4th Feb)
- Brighten Your Day ^_^ (3rd Feb)
- Autopseudopsychoanalysis (3rd Feb)
- Resolution Check Up (30th Jan)
- Broadcast 735 (28th Jan)
- Cloverfield (27th Jan)
- Misc (26th Jan)
- Dreaming Part 2; I'd Like to Think I'm Right (25th Jan)
- Shirts, Butts and Weddings (24th Jan)
- Dreaming Part 1; Our Lady (22nd Jan)
- Writer's Block In-Thing (21st Jan)
- Li'l Belly (21st Jan)
- Pre-Party Post (18th Jan)
- Nokia Mobile Test (14th Jan)
- My Phone Is Turned Off For Good Reason (13th Jan)
- Great Firewall (12th Jan)
- Loooove (12th Jan)
- Workout Regime (10th Jan)
- Insomniac Cardio (6th Jan)
- Cleaning Out my Inbox (4th Jan)
- I'm a 3G Whiz (3rd Jan)
- You caught me on a bad day (2nd Jan)
- 2007.365.5 (1st Jan)
Archives For 2007
- New Years Eve (31st Dec)
- Re-Run (31st Dec)
- The Next Three Days (29th Dec)
- Thank Fucking Christ (28th Dec)
- Shock Horror (24th Dec)
- Trains, Boys (23rd Dec)
- Bah (21st Dec)
- Future of Literature (19th Dec)
- Cyclist (13th Dec)
- Miscellivia (11th Dec)
- Expensive Desires (11th Dec)
- Experimental Film (10th Dec)
- Being a Maliciously Wet Blanket (9th Dec)
- Eff Off (7th Dec)
- Tee Trauma (7th Dec)
- My Shirt is Blacker Than Yours (7th Dec)
- Square Eyes (6th Dec)
- Stalkerish (3rd Dec)
- Come Out With Me Tomorrow (1st Dec)
- Once Was Blind (1st Dec)
- Architecture in a Daydream (28th Nov)
- For Sale (28th Nov)
- Election 07: Fallout (25th Nov)
- The Barman Was Cute (25th Nov)
- Election 07 (23rd Nov)
- Girls Night Out (21st Nov)
- Moving Out; Pros and Cons (21st Nov)
- Door in the Back Of My Head (19th Nov)
- Come Out With Me (19th Nov)
- Internet Explorer Six & Upgrades (17th Nov)
- Another God Damn Gosh Darn Mentally Imbalanced Existential Dilemma (17th Nov)
- Usually I Like Pie (14th Nov)
- Fashion, Fitness, Health (14th Nov)
- Wigger (12th Nov)
- Booze Hound (12th Nov)
- Liberal Advertising (11th Nov)
- Laptop Positioning (10th Nov)
- Clearly; He's Insane (8th Nov)
- Cocktails with Jess (6th Nov)
- Boondall Wetlands Bike Ride (4th Nov)
- Waistline (4th Nov)
- Organising, Categorising (2nd Nov)
- Bed Post to Counteract Chair (2nd Nov)
- Chair Post 1 (2nd Nov)
- Australian Conservation Foundation (1st Nov)
- Blank Account (31st Oct)
- What The Hell Happened to News? (29th Oct)
- Missing Pay (29th Oct)
- Things I Want (29th Oct)
- Going to Uni (29th Oct)
- Ickety Yick (28th Oct)
- Woolworths Resignation (27th Oct)
- Diet Again Sorta, Sorta (25th Oct)
- Lunch Break (25th Oct)
- Objection Oriented (24th Oct)
- Dam It (23rd Oct)
- Feeling Tense (23rd Oct)
- Fire Tower; Not on My Watch (22nd Oct)
- Making Charlie Moreland (22nd Oct)
- Times Like These (22nd Oct)
- Camping (19th Oct)
- Snippets of Misc (19th Oct)
- Why am I still here? (18th Oct)
- Camping (18th Oct)
- Bl'og (16th Oct)
- Workout Log (16th Oct)
- Facebook Profile (15th Oct)
- The After Effects (14th Oct)
- Shopping; New clothes (14th Oct)
- OCAU Meet, and Bowling (14th Oct)
- Broken WAG54GP2 (11th Oct)
- Pant Predicament (11th Oct)
- The Leech (8th Oct)
- Broken Brain (7th Oct)
- Fixing This Shit (7th Oct)
- Misc Dreams (6th Oct)
- Woolworkths (6th Oct)
- More Vaguely Emo Shit (5th Oct)
- Photos of My Trip (4th Oct)
- Why I'm Not In New Zealand (3rd Oct)
- Not Meaning to Offend, but... (3rd Oct)
- VoIP (2nd Oct)
- New Zealand (2nd Oct)
- Dinner at Jess's (2nd Oct)
- Confessions (2nd Oct)
- Work It All Out (1st Oct)
- Emotional Drivel (1st Oct)
- Tate's Birthday (30th Sep)
- Camping (29th Sep)
- The Cops (29th Sep)
- Workout (27th Sep)
- Malaysian Chicken Laksa (26th Sep)
- Interval (26th Sep)
- Buck's Night (23rd Sep)
- Network Data Model (22nd Sep)
- Social Life Update (20th Sep)
- Bottlebrushed (20th Sep)
- Data Blocks (19th Sep)
- Relocation (18th Sep)
- All Work (18th Sep)
- Ride Quicker (17th Sep)
- Birthday Bash (16th Sep)
- Regular Transmission (16th Sep)
- A Ramble, Brief (15th Sep)
- Fix What's Broken (15th Sep)
- Emo Week (13th Sep)
- Recovery Saturday (9th Sep)
- Lost Australian Passport (9th Sep)
- First Friday in Forever (9th Sep)
- ...Interval (9th Sep)
- Nick Visiting (9th Sep)
- Misc Dreams (6th Sep)
- For The Sake of Tradition (5th Sep)
- Budget Disaster (3rd Sep)
- Amy's Birthday Out (2nd Sep)
- First Bike Ride To Work (30th Aug)
- Bagdog (30th Aug)
- Roll-Up for Mid-August (28th Aug)
- Australia Post's Nefarious Agreement (28th Aug)
- Substance Abuse (28th Aug)
- Photo Opportunity (26th Aug)
- Music Server (26th Aug)
- Ung Grrrb Mh (26th Aug)
- Trackback Disabled? (24th Aug)
- Shopping (24th Aug)
- They Might Be Giants - The Else (24th Aug)
- Teewars (23rd Aug)
- My Cold Shower; An Epic Tale (21st Aug)
- Walk Home (20th Aug)
- Sandisk Sansa e200 Icon (19th Aug)
- OpenDocument and OOXML (18th Aug)
- Jess (18th Aug)
- Talking Telegraph (18th Aug)
- Indenting (18th Aug)
- Ecommerce Thoughts (16th Aug)
- Good One, Lazybones (15th Aug)
- Old School CSS (15th Aug)
- Natalie's Birthday Party (13th Aug)
- Writing, and other Musings (10th Aug)
- Nic (8th Aug)
- Poppa (8th Aug)
- Clicking Into Place (7th Aug)
- The Office (7th Aug)
- Blame Mukk (6th Aug)
- Telephone? (4th Aug)
- The Caff' (4th Aug)
- Get Oooover It (3rd Aug)
- Love, Life, Death (3rd Aug)
- Dear God (2nd Aug)
- Sleepy Head (30th Jul)
- Cleaning out my Closet (29th Jul)
- Boy Troubles (29th Jul)
- Bobbi-Jo's Party (29th Jul)
- Woolworths Birthday (28th Jul)
- I'm attempting to hack Ashley's Laptop without him knowing (26th Jul)
- Shitty Shoes (26th Jul)
- Brisbane Smog (26th Jul)
- FTP I Won't (23rd Jul)
- Good Morning (23rd Jul)
- What To Do (22nd Jul)
- WPA-PSK (22nd Jul)
- Laptop Arrived (19th Jul)
- Hierarchical Friends (18th Jul)
- You "are becoming a nuisance" Tube (17th Jul)
- Official Business (17th Jul)
- Please Enjoy The Show (16th Jul)
- Personal Finances (16th Jul)
- Wordpress (15th Jul)
- Black Books (15th Jul)
- Dropped The Ball (14th Jul)
- Happy Feet (14th Jul)
- Dream Job (13th Jul)
- Myspace Indeed (12th Jul)
- Another Reason To Switch (11th Jul)
- PDF Optimization (11th Jul)
- Daniela (10th Jul)
- Laptop (9th Jul)
- Jess' Kickin' Gig (8th Jul)
- Bottlebrush (8th Jul)
- Deadlines (6th Jul)
- Goodbye, Qantas Club (6th Jul)
- My Legs Ache (5th Jul)
- Loading Level Two... (3rd Jul)
- Level Complete (2nd Jul)
- Busy (1st Jul)
- Meme (30th Jun)
- Blogroll (29th Jun)
- See Sharp (29th Jun)
- Quitting Woolworths (28th Jun)
- Life, The Universe, and Everything (28th Jun)
- How To Remember Things (26th Jun)
- Afternoon Tea (24th Jun)
- I Feel Funny (24th Jun)
- Airtrain is a Rip-Off (23rd Jun)
- Haiku 4u (22nd Jun)
- Professional Blogger (20th Jun)
- Happy Ingrown Toenail (20th Jun)
- On the Floor (20th Jun)
- The Science of Gaydar (19th Jun)
- Claye (16th Jun)
- Fast, Effective Backup Relief (16th Jun)
- First Day Back (13th Jun)
- Every Day Should Be A Holiday (12th Jun)
- Web Development (12th Jun)
- Free Lunch (12th Jun)
- Sunday (12th Jun)
- Newish Mouse (11th Jun)
- Mark Ronson, and George (10th Jun)
- First Day Off (9th Jun)
- Filezilla for Linux (9th Jun)
- Simcity 5 (8th Jun)
- Drivel (8th Jun)
- Brief Summary of the Week (8th Jun)
- Rain (6th Jun)
- What To Do (4th Jun)
- New Internode Plans (4th Jun)
- Cupboard Revival (4th Jun)
- I'll Take That Hour (3rd Jun)
- Putting On A Brave Face (2nd Jun)
- Future Employment (2nd Jun)
- Go Where (30th May)
- Note To Self (29th May)
- Twiggy (27th May)
- Airport Security (26th May)
- I Want a Linux Laptop (24th May)
- Test Post (23rd May)
- Celebrating a Day Off (23rd May)
- Ashley's Job Status (20th May)
- Fly South (19th May)
- Why I'm Upset (18th May)
- Stinky, Eat Your Heart Out (18th May)
- Doctor Who, Season 2 (16th May)
- Supergoddamngoshdarn Headache (13th May)
- Wordpress Texturize (12th May)
- Post #400 (11th May)
- Elegance (9th May)
- One Of Those Moods (9th May)
- Bad Nights Sleep (9th May)
- That'd Be About Right (7th May)
- Friends (7th May)
- Short Long Weekend (7th May)
- This Tidbit Brought To You By... (6th May)
- Ok Go (6th May)
- The Last Few Days Work (5th May)
- MySQL Tools (2nd May)
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- Mowing the Lawn, and How To Remember Dreams (23rd Mar)
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- I Lashed Out (8th Mar)
- Must Be The Seventh (7th Mar)
- All Work, Some Play (6th Mar)
- Attn: Closed Web Shenanigans (5th Mar)
- Jess, Scott, Scott, Thai, Noodles (4th Mar)
- CD Collection (3rd Mar)
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- Reason for Living (28th Feb)
- Night of No Caffiene (28th Feb)
- Island of the Honest Man (27th Feb)
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- Arch Linux Is A Disaster (20th Feb)
- Not To Sound Cocky, But (20th Feb)
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- Boy (18th Feb)
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- Getting So Totally Imagey And Loving It (16th Feb)
- Being Picky Now (15th Feb)
- Rationalisation (15th Feb)
- Down Again (14th Feb)
- Not Meaning To Get All Imagey (14th Feb)
- Adorable Sentiments (12th Feb)
- Management Can't Spell (12th Feb)
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- Know What? (9th Feb)
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- Mind Map (8th Feb)
- Queen VI (7th Feb)
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- Too Much Money (6th Feb)
- Amusing Sentiments (6th Feb)
- Ugh (5th Feb)
- Birthday Partay (4th Feb)
- Not As Late As Usual (4th Feb)
- So sorry you didn't get your way (4th Feb)
- Today (4th Feb)
- Brand New Theme: Reman (3rd Feb)
- Some Things (3rd Feb)
- The Murse (2nd Feb)
- Night Fill Catch Up (2nd Feb)
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- Today, In a Nutshell (28th Jan)
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- Coming Out (27th Jan)
- Indifferent to Titles (26th Jan)
- Network Busy (25th Jan)
- Hot Hot Heat (25th Jan)
- Recent Happenings in Disjointed Prose (24th Jan)
- The best night/morning of my life, thus far. (23rd Jan)
- At Nick's (22nd Jan)
- Trellis Portcullis Acute Irrelevance (21st Jan)
- Things I'd Like To Buy (21st Jan)
- Nick and Louisa (20th Jan)
- Bought a Sansa (19th Jan)
- Night Out with Jess and Rachel (19th Jan)
- And now with your brand new shiny host... (19th Jan)
- Cute as a whole pile of buttons (19th Jan)
- Zombies (18th Jan)
- Side Salad (17th Jan)
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- Floppy (16th Jan)
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- Monday (15th Jan)
- One Step Closer (13th Jan)
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- Motto for Life (12th Jan)
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- That Red Shirt (8th Jan)
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- Drunken Post, Feen Free To Ignore (6th Jan)
- Some Words (4th Jan)
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- First Day (3rd Jan)
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- Bear with me... (31st Dec)
- Nutrition Journal (30th Dec)
- With Parents (29th Dec)
- So I missed a day (29th Dec)
- That's another thing (27th Dec)
- You don't have to be alone to be lonely (27th Dec)
- At My Post (27th Dec)
- So now what (26th Dec)
- Dance Punk (26th Dec)
- Seasons Greetings (25th Dec)
- n00b Christmas Party (24th Dec)
- Death of the Internet (23rd Dec)
- SBC HP890 Repairs (22nd Dec)
- A Few Things (22nd Dec)
- New Job (20th Dec)
- Ashley: 0, Gravity: 1 (19th Dec)
- Pepsi (18th Dec)
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- So yeah (17th Dec)
- More Shopping (16th Dec)
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- Resu-bloody-me (15th Dec)
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- Parallel Universe (14th Dec)
- Get Over It (14th Dec)
- SBC HP890 FFS (13th Dec)
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- Tonight Thismorning (6th Dec)
- Recent Happenings (5th Dec)
- Computer in the Cupboard (3rd Dec)
- Some Logos (3rd Dec)
- Stupid Crap (3rd Dec)
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- Give Me Warning (1st Dec)
- Happy new month, Everybody! (1st Dec)
- The Grates - Gravity Won't Get You High (30th Nov)
- Oh, and... (29th Nov)
- In The Shit (29th Nov)
- Nonsense Post (28th Nov)
- Stroke Franz Ferdinand (27th Nov)
- Air Conditioning (27th Nov)
- Being Burgled (26th Nov)
- I've Been Reading Douglas Adams (26th Nov)
- Rhyme With Orange? (24th Nov)
- Creationism (22nd Nov)
- The Aquabats (22nd Nov)
- OK, Gone (22nd Nov)
- Discounted Music Again! (22nd Nov)
- Discounted Music! (22nd Nov)
- Where My Money Goes (20th Nov)
- Plog - Forster Roundup (20th Nov)
- Forster: Episode 4 - Nick (19th Nov)
- Forster: Episode 3 (19th Nov)
- Forster: Episode 2 (19th Nov)
- Forster: Episode 1 (18th Nov)
- So Yeah... (15th Nov)
- Hindsight (15th Nov)
- Sandwich Alternative (15th Nov)
- Work Out with Work (15th Nov)
- Last.fm Script (14th Nov)
- Workout (13th Nov)
- New Shirt (13th Nov)
- Online Music (13th Nov)
- Spider: Get Rid Of (12th Nov)
- Dresden Dolls (12th Nov)
- Kieran's Party (12th Nov)
- In Itself - Ready, Set, Lie (11th Nov)
- Note To Self: (11th Nov)
- Ready, Set, Lie (10th Nov)
- On the Train (9th Nov)
- God Damn (9th Nov)
- Got Indie? (9th Nov)
- Last Night (9th Nov)
- Music Orright (8th Nov)
- Fucks Sake (8th Nov)
- Exercise (8th Nov)
- Vi Tonight (7th Nov)
- Pander (6th Nov)
- Whirlwind Mum (5th Nov)
- Last Night (5th Nov)
- Telling Mum (4th Nov)
- Mexican Night (4th Nov)
- Getting Back Into Music (4th Nov)
- Where's my Tent (4th Nov)
- So you're still interested...? (2nd Nov)
- Whalley (2nd Nov)
- Call it a Complex? (1st Nov)
- Oh Well (1st Nov)
- Mother of all Dreams (31st Oct)
- Struggling to Remember (31st Oct)
- Eighty One (31st Oct)
- Last.fm (30th Oct)
- Blokenstein (29th Oct)
- I'm A-Capped (28th Oct)
- Sleep (27th Oct)
- Inside Confinement (27th Oct)
- Homo Wisdom (27th Oct)
- The Dog (26th Oct)
- More Shannon (26th Oct)
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- The Pro Is Here (26th Oct)
- Tracey (25th Oct)
- I Forgot Lunch (25th Oct)
- Boys were made to be pretty (25th Oct)
- Woolworths (25th Oct)
- Got Phallus? (23rd Oct)
- Edgy Eft (23rd Oct)
- Diet Tips (23rd Oct)
- Windowwwwwwws (22nd Oct)
- Clothes Shopping (20th Oct)
- Garbage (20th Oct)
- Porn and Windows (20th Oct)
- Centro Toombul (19th Oct)
- Awake All Night (18th Oct)
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- Mailing Lists (16th Oct)
- Fuck You, MediaWiki (16th Oct)
- WackoWiki (16th Oct)
- Go and Re-Read My Post (16th Oct)
- Kylie's Party (15th Oct)
- Shirts (14th Oct)
- Personal (14th Oct)
- FUCK (12th Oct)
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- Stupid Fag (12th Oct)
- Degenerate Humour (12th Oct)
- Budgies Pizza (12th Oct)
- That's nuts... (11th Oct)
- Dum-de-da-de-da (9th Oct)
- Despace (9th Oct)
- Horribly Alone (8th Oct)
- Vi for Shut-The-Hell-Up (7th Oct)
- Business as Usual (7th Oct)
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- Going to bed (7th Oct)
- What are you doing with yourself? (7th Oct)
- Substitute (6th Oct)
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- Themes... Again (6th Oct)
- Shampoo Jokes (6th Oct)
- Work Sucks in a Good Way (6th Oct)
- Tatey (6th Oct)
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- Nissan Explosion (4th Oct)
- Technorati (3rd Oct)
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- Still Faggy (3rd Oct)
- Dirty Homo (1st Oct)
- I went Shopping (1st Oct)
- Ubuntu Desktop (1st Oct)
- Waking Up (1st Oct)
- Soemthing Fantastic (30th Sep)
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- Nick Left (28th Sep)
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- Nick (20th Sep)
- What have we learned today? (18th Sep)
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Meet Ash Kyd, web developer from Brisbane, Australia.
This site began as a technology test until he was sucked into the blogosphere, full-time. He also writes about more serious issues at Standardista Kyd, and runs a resource devoted to cycling in Brisbane.

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