I Wanna Voip You

I don’t remember when I went to bed, but it’s never good when you wake up startled, launch yourself out of bed because your sleep-addled brain thinks you’ve overslept, only to find it’s in fact half past six in the morning and in there’s no blood getting to your head because you’ve gone from horizontal to vertical-on-the-other-side-of-the-room in a matter of point five seconds.

I imagine it would have been funny to watch.

This morning I’m on to my second coffee, and my brainstem feels a little bit puffy. I’ve got a bunch of stuff to do this morning, but instead of actually getting started on anything, I’ve been researching phones. It’s disappointingly difficult to find information on things that don’t exist, and as much as I would like them to, incessantly Googling variations on a theme of similar keywords has been proven ineffective in making them so. I’ve resigned myself to the fact my shitty Nokia just can’t do VoIP, and it makes me want to get an Android handset even more.

Contrary options welcome, but shitty proxy services like Fring do fail magnificently to cut the cheese for any serious kind of use.

I think I might go make another coffee, and set me some milestones for today. I will be productive.

  1. Posted November 17, 2009